Chronicle of a swim
Last Sunday, not having enough being practicing all day at camp eslàlom de Ponts, at 6pm (usually reserved an hour reserved to take bad decisions and deep regrets 😂), three human beings, presumably in full use of our mental faculties, decided to jump into the gleaming waters of the river Segre, no less than at the point where the Noguera Pallaresa flows into the river Segre. With our packs (one of them the now famous CATRAFT), and with a sports camera, as if we were a cross between Jacques Cousteau and some third division influencers, we decided to try to survive the three rapids of the Congost de Camarasa. The result? A video worthy of National Geographic... if this one was produced by Netflix in the category of self-inflicted adventure tragicomedy.
The images, recorded in glorious 8K quality with an insta 360 (allowing every wrinkle of patience to be seen in full detail), show the intrepid packrafters navigating against "swift currents" that they dramatise as if they were crossing the Zimbawe River during the apocalypse. The photos, captured by a friend with the vocation of a paparazzi (or perhaps a forensic scientist), reveal a clear sequence: enthusiasm, surprise, patience and, finally, resignation. The climax comes when, in a heroic attempt, the last packrafter decides to "make a good line", but his packrafter decides to emancipate himself and leave him alone in the middle of the river, floating like an abandoned "beach hut".
There is a moment in the video where you can also see the tough battle between the sailors to be the first to die on the first wave. As happens in these cases, the swimmer blames his lack of skill on the "mama duck" who was guiding them along the "right" path.
The protagonist assures that he would do it again, "to connect with nature" - although sources say that he spent the afternoon hugging a cooker with a lost look in his eyes and a trembling neck. The video is already circulating in WhatsApp groups with the unofficial title "L'home que va confondre el Segre amb el Zimbawe" ("The man who confused the Segre with Zimbabwe"). And so, between laughs, tremors and a few beers, it ends a feat that will be recorded -literally- in the digital memory of packrafting.cat.
NOTE: I was bored and I wanted to add a touch of satire and black humour to the adventure. Actually everything went quite well, even with the two swims. And I'd like to take this opportunity to say that we don't have any images with the 360 because the swimmer was so concentrated (concentration that was of little use 😜) that he forgot to press the record button.